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A must book for anyone who loves "The Emperor's New Groove." The beachcombers go from Daytona 2012 over to Saint Pete for 2013, and the results are spectacular. See America's favorite couple paint the town for three straight days. "We came to St. Pete for 3 days R & R, but we did not sleep a wink. The Penthouse was fabulous. The food and drinks to die for." Be with Yulonda as she asks, "Do we really have to leave tomorrow?" And David is always first to say, "Is that included in the travel package price?! Is there sales tax in Florida? Is there right on red here? Can you buy beer before noon or not? Is this the town they play spring training in? Is it Bike Week again?" Then Yulonda is known to say, "Bikini technical, one o'clock. Poor thing, she doesn't know. That ship has sailed."
About the Author: "David Feist is an exceptional man," says his wife Yulonda, enthusiastically. David is the best thing that ever happened to me, better than Kip on Napoleon Dynamite, even," she relates. "When he beats me at tether ball, I feel so proud of him." "David is so charming," Yulonda coos over her tropical drink. "He is a big, strong, giant-of-a- man." "I think one reason David is a great author is he never loses at Words with Friends," confesses beauty queen Sasha, who lives with the couple in stunning East Tennessee. "It is better than the Kardashians' place around here; I left that dump," she hiccups. "...And those 'Duck Dynasty Robertsons' are too, like, "gunny" for meee-eeee." "Being celebrities is not all that it is cracked up to be. The paparazzi are always looking for that tragic flaw. (For us it is wine and good cheer.)" "I hope the media never finds out about the real us. There is probably something about us we wouldn't want people to know," worries David.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781492280149
  • Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 38
  • Series Title: English
  • Weight: 163 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1492280143
  • Publisher Date: 28 Aug 2013
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 3 mm
  • Width: 216 mm

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