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Whoever killed Johnny Beardy ruined a perfectly good sandwich in the process. I was hungry when I found him, so that's the first thing came to my mind. For the record, my name is Vid. It's short for a name you don't wanna bother trying to pronounce if you're from Earth. Anyway, I solve problems. It's not what I always did, but things change and here I am. Stuck up to my gills in other critters' problems on good ole Planet 10. Once again, if you're an Earthling reading this, I meant that literally. You folks have a habit of making up cute little sayings and whatnot. Working your tail off. Sweatin' like a pig. Up to your neck in. This ain't one of those. I have gills. Deal with it. On Planet 10, pork is fine but mayonnaise is illegal. Used as an essential ingredient in the highly addictive drug MayoMadd, mayonnaise has long been banned for the safety of the colonies which has been free of the MayoMadd craze for years. So then where did the mayonnaise come from? And who has enough pull to get it delivered to Planet 10? Or is somebody manufacturing it, and if so where are they getting the ingredients? Is sandwich spread really that important to a critter, and where does a dead rock star fit into all this? That's what Vid has to find out, with more than a little help from Vee, a shapely news reporter with no shortage of attitude and an arsenal of quick comebacks wrapped in as much barbed wire as humor. What they eventually uncover is the biggest story of Vee's career, but it could also pose one of the biggest threats to Earth's teenagers - especially those with a taste for chemical thrills. The whole twisted affair could turn both Vid and Vee into wanted criminals just for playing too close to the fire.
About the Author: Keith Owens is a freelance writer, columnist, and blogger whose work has been featured in The Detroit Free Press, Detroit's alternative newsweekly the Metro Times, the Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel, and other newspapers. He was also a nationally syndicated columnist with Universal Press Syndicate for three years beginning in 1993. Born and raised in Denver, Colorado, he has lived in Detroit since January, 1993, and considers it home for good. He lives there with his wife of 15 years, Pamela Hilliard Owens, and their two dogs Jam and Pepper. This is his first published novel. For more information about Mr. Owens can be found at his website, www.keithaowens.com.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9780615784250
  • Publisher: Detroit Ink Publishing
  • Publisher Imprint: Detroit Ink Publishing
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 342
  • Series Title: English
  • Weight: 508 gr
  • ISBN-10: 0615784259
  • Publisher Date: 26 Mar 2013
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 18 mm
  • Width: 152 mm


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