Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of imagination, where reality and myth collide in a way you've never experienced before? In Ray Mond's "CANTGETRITE," you'll delve into a world where the unexpected becomes the norm, and where the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. A Riveting Tale of Redemption and Cosmic Consequences is about to start.
Meet CantGetRite, an enigmatic character based on a real-life figure, currently serving time in a Federal prison. The author, Ray Mond, introduces us to this captivating individual through the lens of one of the coolest storytellers you'll ever encounter. As you delve into the pages of this book, you'll soon realize that CantGetRite is more than just a character; he represents each of us in our own struggles, our own journeys.
But that's just the beginning. In this eccentric and thought-provoking narrative, you'll witness a bizarre convergence of deities, both divine and mythical. Imagine the Devil, God, Allah, Odin, Buddha, and even L. Ron Hubbard stepping into a bar, and you'll get a glimpse of the surreal world awaiting you.
In this curious flat Earth, controlled by a centenarian ruler, THE INTERNET, SIRI, ALEXA, and MUSIC have taken on human form. The inhabitants of this peculiar world have longed for the return of their lord, but what they receive instead is CantGetRite, the unlikeliest of heroes, unwittingly embroiled in a cosmic game devised by gods and deities. Their mission? To KILL THE INTERNET.
(But unbeknownst to him, all GODS are betting if CantGetRite will be able to kill THE INTERNET or be stuck in a universe where he has to live. And they also have a side bet on if THE INTERNET will win. "Ameer" is the owner of the bar where he holds the contract so that it's a fair fight. Yet all GODS cheat to manipulate a win for their favor. Meanwhile, THE GODS board a plane, determined to thwart his plans by any means necessary, even if it means crashing that very plane.)
As CantGetRite heads towards the TWIN TOWERS, where THE INTERNET and its DATA SERVERS reside, the stakes couldn't be higher. With the help of colorful characters like FREDDY "THE COCKROACH" and the mysterious WET RICE, CantGetRite is on the verge of something momentous. Meanwhile, THE GODS board a plane, determined to thwart his plans by any means necessary, even if it means crashing that very plane.
Ray Mond's "CANTGETRITE" is a rollercoaster of a novel that defies convention and invites you to explore a world where reality and fantasy merge into an unmissable spectacle. If you crave a story that challenges your perception of the ordinary, intrigues your imagination, and keeps you on the edge of your seat, then this is a must-read. Join us on this extraordinary adventure and discover what happens when CantGetRite becomes the universe's last hope.
