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The Arrogant Infant

The Arrogant Infant


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About the Book

This story has been in the making for about 25 years. The first three chapters were written by hand on a college notebook that apparently had sufficient space left over for storytelling after grades had been rendered. Fortunately, the slender nature of my college note taking did not in any way mitigate the proliferation of my imagination!


Since I was a child, I've always had a love for words, a compulsive desire to learn, and an even greater desire to share the amusing thoughts that so often bounced around in my head, causing me to quite literally laugh out loud...and this was well before LOL was a thing!

One day while holding an infant, I found myself wondering what it might be thinking. I contemplated what I might have thought in my early moments outside the womb. Then the thought occurred to me, "How would I describe everything I was experiencing as an infant if I had a fully developed reasoning capability, but absolutely no worldly experience?" From there, it took on a life of its own! I quite literally did not know how it was going to end until I wrote the very last word. And I must say, I was just as surprised as I know you will be!

An excerpt from Introductions:

Prepare yourself for a fun and fascinating journey into the hidden world of baby Kevin: the philosopher, the eternal pessimist, and above all, the teller of truth - from a non-traditional and highly elongated perspective. I'm confident that you will come to agree that this story has less to do with my early life and more to do with all the questions and consternations that we all ponder, but seldom articulate. I have done my best to frame these ponderable points in a way that makes you think deeply at times, while vacillating between giggles and bladder blasting hilarity at other times. I fully expect that you will be rapt with challenge by my uncanny ability to traverse the waves of tangents and asides, suddenly and unexpectedly discovering the distant shores of "what the hell just happened?"

So, let's take a journey together into the mind of the arrogant infant. You may just find that you and he are not that dissimilar!;)

Get your copy today by clicking the "Buy Now" button! Baby Kevin thanks you from the very lowest portion of his chronologically diminutive cardiac muscle!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798415583362
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: Ramblings of an Adult Child
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8415583362
  • Publisher Date: 10 Feb 2022
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 252
  • Spine Width: 13 mm
  • Weight: 394 gr

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