ETLT Season 1
The grandfather of your god, Enki, was Anunnaki Ea. Are you with me? The mother fee-suckers are after gold. A great generator of space wars. Hop on that ship! Take the conflict to the Originals; creators of the gods and mankind. Do battle on moons Earth and Mars, crash a spy ship onto Jupiter! With genetic engineering and surgery, the gods of moon Heaven have modified what nature did for you, and now they claim to have created your social universe - the bisexuals Adam and Eve. That deceiving lie alone means war!
Luckily for moon Earth, the gods of heaven are sick. Those mother fee-suckers are dying by the shipload!
US President's plane disappears in mid-flight! Igigi captain D'Alaa puts this world's terrorists' air-piracy tactics to shame! Tips given by D' to president Forces unveil the true nature of the Roswell aliens' crash of 1947. Venusian fighter pilot Izi warns local rancher of a coming civilization-killing disease: "I am infected. Kill me now before it's too late, or I'll be killing worlds!" Hermaphrodite Izi's ship is recovered: Alamogordo fee-suckers discover secrets; transporting the memories of the whole world back in time ... near the centuries when Earth dared to steal the Moon from Venus!
Lord Skygod Enki learns of the Forbidden Knowledge books. The search starts. He needs the FKs: He must find out who invented humankind ... and why.
The story goes deeper into the past: A journey of ancestral discoveries culminating in the DNA-spiritual details of human origins - even before Skygod learns the surprising truth! Unbeknown to Skygod, black-giant Wedom and Little People Watforce plan and execute a hit on the ship of Emperor Leekey of Neptune! The leader never saw it coming: At risk is control of Solar's most powerful space armada. We warned you about this. But you wouldn't listen.
Skygod's star-diving technology tablets are gone too.
There are plans for an invasion on Atlantis. Here's a clue: Leekey wanted Earth. But ... he's murderer knows who has the Originals' FKs ... perhaps Watforce can help. But, really, can the little people of Neptune take Atlantis of moon Earth from the Titan giants? This is Season 1 of Book One of Two.
ETLT Season 2
Be a front-row witness to the dreadful fate awaiting our early solar system. Jakonis is still in command of the Imperial Jupiter ... that mother fee-sucker...
The Asianians of water moon Mars plan to board the Mid Jettan 'ships.' What do they want from the sinking air cities?
The Afrionians of mud moon Venus seem to be building the largest machine in the galaxy. But what is the robot world for?
The world-killing ships of Devil will be arriving at the solar system. The plan: kill Earth. Not so fast! Devil discovers the Terraki machine. His orders are to take the Space Star. But, can he snatch Babelin Inn from the tricky big black hands of Himm Afrekus?
Skygod sees Captain Shekena under the jungle-death territorial-jealousy claws of giant-rodent assaults. Can he save her? Aren't these exiting news? This is love at first rescue, and not without pedophilic overtones!
Amid of it all, white dwarf Marduk is getting ready to kill her mother, Tiamat. Clearly, her moon-bearing days are over. A new solar system is brewing. Again, can Earth survive? Will Enlil's planet nova change the destiny of humanity? Our fathers used to call this celestial armageddon 'a supernova' ... but a star is a planet ... or so the gods claim ... Enlil's is just one of many local events requiring Skygod's undivided attention. Get on it, you mother fee-sucker. This is Season 2 of Book One of Two: the explosive advent of the multi-universe wars of Enki the Luminary Traveler!
