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111 Grunde, Bayern Munchen zu lieben: Eine Liebeserklarung an den großartigsten Fußballverein der Welt

111 Grunde, Bayern Munchen zu lieben: Eine Liebeserklarung an den großartigsten Fußballverein der Welt


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Weil Kuhe lila sind, und Fußballer rot. Weil der FC Bayern einen Flughafen bauen konnte und Zypern retten und den Klimawandel stoppen. Weil beim FC Bayern auch die Frauen uberragend kicken. Weil der FC Bayern durchaus schlagbar ist, zumindest von den Klitschkos. Weil der FC Bayern nie in der Europa League spielt. Weil es mehr als gerechtfertigt ist, dass Schweini 10 Millionen Euro im Jahr verdient, und weil Schweinsteiger der beste Name der Welt ist. Weil "Klinsmann raus"! Weil Franz Beckenbauer lustiger ist als Mario Barth, und weil gute Freunde niemand trennen kann. Weil sich niemand mehr an das angebliche "Finale dahoam" erinnern kann, und an eine angebliche Stadt namens Barcelona auch nicht. Weil Schalke nie Meister wird, und weil kleine Kinder Angst vor Jurgen Klopp haben. Weil Muller-Wohlfahrt der schnellste und schonste Arzt der Welt ist. Weil der FC Bayern besser schießt als Magdalena Neuner und Miriam Gossner. Weil Louis van Gaal der wahre Nachfolger von Konigin Beatrix ist. Weil Paul Breitner die Mao-Bibel ehrlich gesagt auch nicht kapiert hat. Weil Pippo Inzaghi eine Ratte war. Weil David Alaba beim FC Bayern spielt und seine Heimat so exotisch ist. Weil es im Bayern-Fanshop nichts gibt, was man nicht braucht. Weil der FC Bayern selbst Calle del Haye, Adolfo Valencia, den Schapapapa und Carsten Jancker uberlebt hat. Weil Dante die Haare am schonsten hat. Weil Felix Baumgartner im Weltall den Ball gefunden hat, den Uli Hoeneß 1976 beim Elfer verschossen hat.Dass der FC Bayern Munchen der prachtvollste Fußballverein der Welt ist, versteht sich von selbst. Der FC Bayern hat, abgesehen vom islandischen Rekordmeister Real Reykjavik, die meisten Titel gewonnen sinnlos, alle aufzuzahlen, es werden standig mehr. Bayern hat mit UliKalleFranz das unterhaltsamste und meinungsfreudigste Fußball-Zentralkomitee Babylon sprach mit einer Zunge im Vergleich dazu. Bayern hatte immer die Fußballer mit den lassigsten Namen man denke nur an Adi Kunstwadl, Katsche Schwarzenbeck und Bastian Schweinsteiger. Bayern gewinnt am schonsten (Europacupfinale 1974! Mailand 2001!! Schalkebesiegen 2001!!!), und Bayern verliert am schlimmsten (genaue Beispiele sind uns entfallen). Mittlerweile kommt sogar der Trainer des FC Barcelona zum FC Bayern ein katalanischer Wundertatiger, der ohne Brucke zu Fuß uber die Isar gehen kann. Und der FC Bayern hat sogar den lustigsten Lokalrivalen der Welt. Fazit: Mia san mia! Forever Number One! Der FC Bayern ware als Unterhaltungskonzern sogar dann Weltklasse, wenn er nicht Fußball spielen wurde. Gott sei Dank tut er s.


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  • ISBN-13: 9783862652617
  • Publisher: Schwarzkopf + Schwarzkopf
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: German
  • Width: 280 mm
  • ISBN-10: 3862652610
  • Publisher Date: 4/15/2016
  • Height: 190 mm
  • Weight: 25 gr


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